Scene around ... again

"Heat alert!" It will feel like 110 degrees. Or more. Believe me: I'm aware. I get it. Who doesn't? This is Florida and this is the price we pay to avoid snow, ice, and frozen feet. Florida, a place where I can celebrate my January birthday and not have to shovel a path to get out of the driveway. Yet, instead of hibernating for the winter, I have to go into air-conditioned hiding from June through September. Or longer. Like the duo 2 Live Jews sing in "Stayin' Inside," their parody of the Bee Gees "Stayin' Alive." But, once in a while, there's a good reason to strap on a necklace fan and vent...