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March 18, 2022

Gwyneth Paltrow

I'm going pandemic nutty...

I'm in my house for many months,

(I'm not the type who swears or grunts!)

But coronavirus is a trap,

My days are filled with food and nap,

I'm watching TV night and day,

(Please Dr. Phil just go away!)

When will this end? I need to know,

(I'll put on makeup so I'll glow),

And dress in sexy clothes again,

I cannot wait-Just tell me when!

Okay, I don't wear sexy clothes,

(I just wear jeans, and I don't wear hose)

Okay, okay! I'm sort of old,

I'll admit to 50. Aint I bold?

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