Give a listen ...What time is it? What day is it?

I’m late for work! What? Wait a minute. What day is this? Friday? No; I didn’t put out the trash can for collection. Let’s see, what did I do last night? Oh, yes, I recall. We watched Antiques Roadshow. So, it must be Tuesday. And I don’t have to go to work; I retired many years ago. Such confusion. It only happens once in a while. But thanks to the resetting of clocks back to standard time my brain is malfunctioning. It used to be that I was only affected every spring when the clocks were moved forward and we’d supposedly lose an hour of sleep. But now I also find the end of daylight savings...