Of documents, balloons and laptops

(JNS) — Come on. Be honest. Surely someone reading this is hoarding a keepsake from the Eisenhower administration, stashed away in the attic. Better check, because you might be in violation of the Espionage Act. It seems that anyone who’s anyone, and even a few nobodies, is in possession of state secrets with classified markings and fuzzy provenance.

Secure facilities are so yesterday. Nowadays, top-secret documents apparently have feet and simply slip away to improbable locations.

That’s the only conclusion one can reach now that we know both presidents Trump and Biden were in unlawful posses...